My New Alarm Clock


I recently hooked an intravenous line to my alarm clock which is set to load a bunch of caffeine directly into my veins at 6 a.m. sharp. It works pretty good.

2 Responses to “My New Alarm Clock”

  1. Roger Green  

    You should see if it’s patentable.

  2. Simon Jones  

    It’s wired directly to Starbucks, and payable by monthly debit 🙂