Comments on: Buddha Squares

By: ROG

ROG — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 17:42:28 +0000

Wicca Os? All that stuff in a circle.
Puritix? They’re like Kix, but since fun is is frowned upon, they’re very dry. Kix without the kicks.
Beyond that, we have this cult of personality in these megachurches, as we have movie characters on the front of our boxes, so Oral Roberts’ Righteous Rice cereal, Jerry Falwell’s Flakes of Faith. Too bad Jim Bakker’s dead - he could probably sell Bakker’s Bran of Manna.

By: tom

tom — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 14:07:50 +0000

Mega Baptist Muslix - You know its all twigs and sticks and you buy it with good intentions of lowering your cholesterol (sin), but it just is so dry and scratchy that it doesn’t go down. The end result is that it just stays in it’s box never really helping anyone lower their cholesterol. As a metter of fact it makes the whole idea of lowering your cholesterol just sound like crap.

By: Anthony Velez

Anthony Velez — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 17:21:15 +0000

Scott, If you and Gabby are hoping to have kids one day, I don’t think the snap, crackle, pop route is the path to conception. However, it probably is fun!

Sam, I was hoping to make a pitch to Kelloggs for Grains of Grace, because I figured that if Xians will buy Testamints, then what won’t they buy, and I might just be able to pay off my student loans with this one.

Simon, There has to be something that could be done with fiber and religion. Perhaps something like, “Just as God cleansed your soul, so can Grains of Grace cleanse your colon!”

By: Sam

Sam — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 17:00:49 +0000

Because Testamints weren’t enough. I expect to see Grains of Grace at Berean next time in Fresno.

By: Scott Bradley

Scott Bradley — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:26:05 +0000

I was thinking of Gnostic Flakes. Sugar coated whole grains … with a secret decoder ring in every box.

For some reason, the whole idea of Jenna Jameson qua religion qua cereal makes me think of “Snap, crackle, pop,” … but I won’t go there.

By: Simon Jones

Simon Jones — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 10:23:31 +0000

What about ‘charismatic crackers’, all sugary and fun but after the sugar rush their really isn’t anything there for your body to use and you probably should have bought the Fruit-n-Fibre instead but that looked boring.

Or Unitarian Flakes… that one should be self explanatory surely?

By: Anthony Velez

Anthony Velez — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 02:45:09 +0000

Simon, thanks for the tasteful restraint.

By: Simon Jones

Simon Jones — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 22:38:53 +0000

On my Facebook profile I have listed my religion as Jenna Jameson. So if one eats cereal in the morning I…

You know what, I think I’ll refrain from going any further with this comment.